No Body No Problem Wiki: Terms and Systems
A No Body No Problem wiki for the terms that matter: suspects, cop, body, evidence, lobby timer, police arrival, cuffs, UV light, and the demo and playtest.
Quick answer: No Body No Problem is a four-player social stealth game with three suspects and one cop. The key terms are the body (the object the suspects hide), evidence (blood, drag marks, disturbed objects, and clean patches), the police timer (the countdown on the suspect HUD), and the lobby timer (the host setting that controls the door and the round pace). This page is the index; each term links to the guide that covers it in depth.
The game is small enough that a full wiki is less useful than a clear glossary. Below are the terms that decide a round, plus the store and app IDs that are easy to confuse.
Roles
Suspect. One of the three players who must hide the body and remove evidence. Suspects know where the body starts and lose if the cop finds it.
Cop. The fourth player. The cop searches the location, reads the scene, and uses tools such as handcuffs, a UV flashlight, a knife, and a gun.
Lobby. The pre-round group. A lobby holds four players. Private lobbies with a secret code were added in the October 2026 patch.
The how to play page→ covers the role split, and the co-op page→ covers the friend-group structure.
The body and evidence
Body. A physical object, not a menu icon. It can knock over furniture and get stuck in narrow corridors. Carrying it is the core suspect action.
Evidence. The traces the body and the suspects leave: blood, drag marks, disturbed furniture, open doors, broken objects, and freshly cleaned floors.
Clean patch. A cleaned area that stands out from the room's normal mess. The official description lists a freshly cleaned floor as a clue, so a clean patch can be worse than a small stain.
The hide body strategy→ and clean evidence→ pages cover the physical work.
The clocks
Police timer. The countdown on the suspect HUD, shown as "OOPS... COPS IN" plus a time. It measures the pressure before the police arrive.
Arrival sequence. The patch notes describe 30 seconds at the station and 30 seconds on the road before the police car reaches the scene.
Lobby timer. The host setting that controls when the door opens and how fast the round moves. It is separate from the police countdown.
The police timer page→ covers the stages and the last-minute decisions.
Tools and inputs
Item slots. The HUD shows five: hand, knife, gun, handcuffs, and UV flashlight. The keys are 1-5.
Cuffs. Slot 4. Cuffing is a two-second hold. A cuffed suspect is slowed for 20 seconds and cannot use items or carry a body.
UV flashlight. Slot 5. Reveals residue that normal light hides.
Radio and siren. The radio is picked up with H and dropped with G. The siren is switched with 1-4 and can be heard from 150 meters.
The controls page→ has the full confirmed table.
Maps
The confirmed location types are a small apartment, a crowded shop, a multi-storey car park, and a suburban house with a backyard. The suburb supports day and night. The maps page→ covers the layouts, and the hiding spots page→ covers the containers.
Apps and platforms
| App / platform | ID | What it is |
|---|---|---|
| No Body No Problem! | 4954970 | Full game, PC, November 26, 2026 |
| No Body No Problem Demo | 5076290 | Free demo, currently not reliably visible |
| No Body No Problem! Playtest | 4962020 | Separate test app |
| PS5 version | Concept 10021104 | Announced for 2027 |
The demo and playtest are not the full game. The demo page→ and playtest page→ explain the difference.
What the wiki does not claim
No price, launch time, achievement list, or crossplay confirmation has been published. The game has no announced story campaign, no local split-screen, and no Xbox, Switch, PS4, or mobile version. Those are gaps, not secrets; treat any site that fills them without a source as unreliable.
When a lobby argument starts, name the term: body, evidence, timer, or lobby setting. Most disagreements are about which one is actually under pressure.
Official source: No Body No Problem on Steam ↗
Official source: Steam news feed ↗
Official source: PlayStation Store concept page ↗
FAQ
What is No Body No Problem about?
Three suspects hide a body and clean the evidence while one cop searches the location. If the body is found, the suspects lose.
How many players are in a match?
Four: three suspects and one cop.
Is No Body No Problem a wiki game?
No. It is a four-player social stealth game. This page is a reference index for its terms, not an official wiki.
What is the police timer?
The countdown on the suspect HUD before the police pressure arrives. The arrival sequence adds roughly a minute after it ends.
What is the difference between the demo and the playtest?
The demo was a public sample; the playtest is a separate test build with limited access. Both are separate from the full game.
More No Body No Problem Wiki Guides
No Body No Problem Clean Evidence Guide
How to clean evidence in No Body No Problem: work backward from the body, clean the carry route, avoid the fresh-patch tell, and leave the room looking normal.
No Body No Problem Co-Op: Friends and Private Lobbies
No Body No Problem co-op is online four-player play with three suspects working together against one cop. Private codes and role rotation help a group.
No Body No Problem Controls and Keybinds
No Body No Problem controls: 1-5 select hand, knife, gun, handcuffs, and UV light; G drops, H grabs the radio, V talks, B emotes, and hold to cuff.
No Body No Problem Cop Guide
How to play the cop in No Body No Problem: search the edges, read doors and clean patches, use the UV light and cuffs, and pressure suspects without guessing.
No Body No Problem Demo: What Happened
A free No Body No Problem demo was announced on October 16, 2026, but its Steam page is not reliably visible now. Here is what the demo showed and how to check.
No Body No Problem Gameplay Explained
No Body No Problem gameplay is physics-based social stealth for four players: three suspects hide a body while one cop reads the scene. Here is the loop.
No Body No Problem Hide Body Strategy
A practical No Body No Problem hide body strategy: scout the route, pick the container, carry in short legs, clean the trail, and keep a fallback spot.
No Body No Problem Hiding Spots by Map
The best No Body No Problem hiding spots by location: apartment closets, shop shelves, car park vehicles, and the suburban grill, shed, bushes, and pool area.